January 2010
December 2009
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“Natural selection favors the loud and aggressive. I don’t mean this in a...”
– Bernard Black, Black Books ep. 3x06.
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“Don’t you dare use the word ‘party’ as a verb in this shop!”
– Bernard Black, Black Books ep. 3x06.
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“Can you make it red, but not red, you know? And maybe try a primary color, like...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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“All it really is is potpourri, at the end of the day!”
– Alex Albrecht, referring to tea in Diggnation episode 234.
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“I held a brief debate with myself as to whether I should change my ordinary...”
– Charlotte Brontë, The Professor.
clientsfromhell:
I had been taking pictures of students having lunch in the school cafeteria while making promotional material for a university.
According to the school board, there were too many music students in the pictures to give a fair representation of all of the available courses.
Again, the pictures showed people eating.
sparo:
When you say the word grandma, is it pronounced “gra-maah” or “gramma” (pronounced like gamma)?
I say the whole thing as it’s spelled: “grand-maah.”
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If only Spencer Reid were real!
Rossi: You do know that we want them to actually join the Bureau?
Reid: What? Yeah.
Rossi: We want these kids to think it's a cool place to work.
Reid: No, I understand that. Yeah.
Rossi: Existentialism?
Reid: Existentialism, it was... it was a funny joke. What do you mean?
Rossi: Yeah, to Sigmund Freud.
Reid: I tell them I shouldn't... they keep on sending me here, and I don't know why!
Rossi: Because you're young.
Reid: "Young" or "Jung"?
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Watchkabren:
Alicia Keys - Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down | December 15, 2009 | ColbertNation.com
I adore the face that he makes once he’s done rapping. Also, the STC chicken spin.
clientsfromhell:
I was sitting with a client going over the site and they were wondering why when they underlined the text and made it blue in the CMS it didn’t “become a link.”
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